Recently Brandon and I changed our phone numbers... we finally committed to Toronto phone numbers. That takes a lot to do when you've had your number since you had a cell phone! Anyway, just a few hours after changing my number I received a text from a number I didn't recognize. The following is the conversation we had:
Me: Who is this?
Random: Josh, why what does it say (I'd like to point out his lack of punctuation)
Me: Josh- listen I don't know how to say it... I'm pregnant (Why not have some fun, right?)
Random: Thats awfully unusual for a guy
Me: It's a Christmas miracle!!!
Random: who knocked u up
Or maybe you
I've narrowed it down to either one of you
Random: Did. I get the wrong number (I'm writing it exactly how he typed it! Pathetic)
Me: But we won't know until it's Born
I capitalized Born because it could be Jesus' son
Random: Jesus doesn't exist and god too (apparently I hit a nerve)
Me: Well this baby is real! So you better get serious about fatherhood!
Random: Dude stfu (for those not into the texting lingo of all the cool kids that means shut the fuck up)
Me: That's no way for a father to speak!
Well DNA test came back- it's Jesus' baby, we can move on. Thanks for your time- I'll never forget you
Needless to say Josh stopped texting me and I never heard from him again. I had fun though!