Why My Side of the Bed is Better

I'm just going to make a list, to keep it simple for you all.

• there's no doors on my side for anyone to enter the room and kill me
• the bathroom is closest to my side
• it's got my "groove" which fits me beautifully (almost like a cocoon) 
• my plentiful toiletries and beauty products are on my side
• it's not as cold as Brandon's side because there are no exterior doors
• the dogs sleep on my side (because it's best)
• there's no laundry laying on the floor
• I sleep there- what more reason do you need?!

I'm free of the ghost grabbing zone too!