But even so, am I the only one who didn't know yogurt- a supposedly nutritional and yummy breakfast and snack item- is made from the bacteria from milk?
... AND, that your friendly campfire sidekick- marshmallows- are partially made from ground up animal bones!! What is this world coming to?! And how didn't I know these things prior to 24 hours ago?
I think my closest friends and family knew how disgusted I would be, and decided to hide this information from me. But, somehow it's been leaked and now I must decide whether I can go on enjoying these snacks or if by the sheer fact that I now know what they're made of means I can no longer eat them.
Sort of like when you're a kid and you find out what hotdogs are made of. I remember distinctly the girl in grade 3 who told me. I'm pretty sure she did it to ruin my life. And I'll admit for maybe a year I did my best to stay away from hotdogs. But jokes on you, grade 3 witch, I've come to terms with leftover meats being ground together to form a sausage mimicked food for my consumption!