Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually talking to the couch, when in fact I intend to talk to Brandon.
Me: I think the dog needs eardrops for her...
Brandon: (staring at the TV screen) Are you serious?! What the hell?
Me: Are you talking to me?
Brandon: No- game.
So I figure since he interrupted me in the middle of my sentence he probably wasn't listening anyway. Rather he's so entranced by his super amazing game he's upset he now has to fight a dragon.
Me: Hey couch- I think the dog needs eardrops for her ear infection.