Wednesday, 19 October 2011

Free Range Socks

Their habitat is often within the bedroom dwelling, though they can also be spotted within other areas of the homestead: bathrooms, kitchens, laundry rooms and quite often the living room.  Allowed to scatter wherever they please and wherever they may land (upon human removal).  Usually white in colour, these socks are easily spotted- with no real camouflaging pattern or abilities.  These socks require little care and virtually no diet.  Their only predator (besides me) is a large Bernese Mountain Dog, named Hudson.

They are the FREE RANGE SOCKS.

No comments:

Post a Comment